Psychological Warfare. Delivered to Their Door.
Funny golf gifts and novelty accessories for golfers who take the game seriously — and their opponents' confidence, not so much.
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Exploding Prank Golf Balls – 3 Pack £21.99
Frequently Asked Questions
What makes these golf markers special?
Our markers are designed to get a reaction — whether it's a laugh, a groan, or a moment of psychological warfare on the green. Every marker ships in gift-ready packaging, so they're perfect for gifting straight out of the box.
How fast will it arrive?
All orders are dispatched within 24 hours. UK customers typically receive their order in 2–5 business days. US and international orders vary by location — you'll receive tracking so you can follow your order every step of the way.
Will it hold up on the course?
Yes. It is made from heavy-duty, rust-proof magnetic metal with a waterproof and UV-resistant hard enamel finish. It is built to survive the elements and being tossed around in a golf bag.
Is it a magnetic hat clip?
This is the premium magnetic marker itself. It is designed to snap perfectly onto any standard magnetic hat clip, divot tool, or glove base that you or your golf buddies already own.
Psychological warfare on the green. Funny golf gifts that make your opponents cry.
The 'Cry About It' Golf Pack — Premium Magnetic Marker
